The Deep and Menacing Ribbit

Content notes: non-con, ball pits.

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( 100 Words of Incestuous Pairs Drinking Coffee - Adora/Catra )

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( 100 words of rape on wedding night - Shadow Weaver/Catra (modern/cult AU) )

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( Dashcon AU - Gen )

Are a thing that happened. And I actually managed to write more than one fic for an exchange which is an achievement for me.

( What I got: )

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( What I wrote: )

Going to try and ease back into posting, and why not start with a fic announcement?

How Could We Miss Someone as Dumb as This? (2411 words) by Froggimus_Rex
Fandom: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Pairing: Catra/Adora
Rating: Explicit
Summary:But the way Adora was kissing her, that was definitely not part of the plan. If Catra didn't put a stop to it soon, she might do something really dumb.

Instead, she just let Adora keep kissing her, which was the complete opposite of doing something.

So I didn't intend on writing a sequel to she was doing good (until the cat got her), but then this happened, though technically it's more of slight-AU since the original ended with Catra running away from the feels. And speaking of AUs, I ended up writing two endings for this fic(which considering the trouble I sometimes have with writing just the one ending...) but one just felt far too mean to Scorpia and left Adora in a very awkward position in all senses of the word, so it got trashed.

But I'm still quite fond of it, ( so here it is... )

Yes, so yet another Yuletide is over and done and revealed.

I recieved...

On Formally Undecidable Propositions in Principia Mathematica (1003 words) by custardpringle
Fandom: Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage
Summary: The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform. It can follow analysis; but it has no power of anticipating any analytical relations or truths. --Ada Lovelace

In which Ada Lovelace deals with a snarky AI/chatbot in the Difference Engine.


And I wrote...

The Unpaid Overtime Complication (3231 words) by Froggimus_Rex
Fandom: The Middleman (TV)
Summary: "Dub Dub, why is there a cat crate full of teacup kaiju in our living room?"

In which Wendy Watson must deal with teacup kaiju, a snarky AI, and a supervillian with a naming problem.

Snarky AIs seem to be theme this year.

First and most importantly, the story I got was:

Trixie Belden and the Mystery in the 12th Precinct (5533 words) by hhertzof
Fandom: Trixie Belden Mysteries - Julie Campbell Tatham & Kathryn Kenny, Castle
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Trixie Belden, Honey Wheeler, Richard Castle, Kate Beckett
Summary:

Trixie's been framed for murder and now she has to rely on an old friend to help her clear her name and figure out who is out to get her.

It's the Trixie Belden/Castle crossover I never knew I always wanted, with mystery, and banter, and a dash of femslash for seasoning, and it's mine, ALL MINE!

Secondly, the story I wrote was:

Spaceman Spiff and the Alien Conspiracy (1844 words) by Froggimus_Rex
Fandom: Calvin & Hobbes
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes), Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes), Mrs Wormwood (Calvin and Hobbes), Rosalyn (Calvin and Hobbes)
Summary:

"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine."

She dropped her hand to to stare incredulously at the tiger. "Let me repeat," she said, very slowly. "Calvin has a weapon whose power is only limited by his imagination."

"I said he'd be fine, nothing about the rest of us."

Which, uh, did okay, to put it mildly. Especially since I would have been happy with just my recipient liking it.

Title: If Headaches Persist, Shoot Your Agent
Fandom: James Bond: Casino Royale-verse
Summary: Bond's a headache even at the best of times, but he's M's headache.
Pairing: Bond/M
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,074
Notes: Written for blacksquirrel as part of Yuletide 2009. Originally posted here.

( Hand in one pocket, thin coils of chain twisted and twined around her fingers, M absently trailed the pad of her thumb over of the pendant... )

Title: May Be Given In Evidence
Fandom: Bones
Pairing: Seeley Booth/Cate Pritchard
Rating: Hard R/NC-17 for teh sexxors.
Spoilers: 4.01-02 Yanks in the UK (very vague ones)
Word count: 448
Notes: Written for the porn battle.

( He really does intend only on one or two post-seminar drinks... )

Title: Selected Notes on the Mysterious Disappearance of Doctor Kindermann
Fandom: Die Anstalt
Rating: PG
Word count: 1836
Beta: steelneko
Summary: An epistolary tale examining the mysterious disappearance of controversial psychologist Doctor Johann Kindermann whilst attending the 3rd International Congress of Unusual Psychiatry in Nuuk, Greenland.
Notes: Written for whetherwoman for this year's yuletide. I had rather a lot of fun fiddling with the html formatting for the original version for the archive, and while waiting for the author reveal I kind of...made a graphic version as well.

( Text Only Version At Yuletide Archive )

( Graphic Version - Warning: Image Heavy )

Title: her high heel against the wall
Fandom: James Bond/Casino Royale
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rating for sex/language.
Wordcount: 668
Pairing: Bond/Vesper
Disclaimer: Not mine. So not mine.
A/N: AU-ish. Written for the porn battle.

( If pressed, James might have admitted some surprise that the ploy worked... )

Title: Papa's Gone A-Hunting
Fandom: Angel the Series/Supernatural (crossover)
Rating: High PG-13-ish (Some violence and sexuality, more implied than not)
Spoilers: Nothing really specific. Say post-series for Angel, post Season One for Supernatural
Pairing: Angelus/Demon!John
Disclaimer: Not mine. I just play with them.
A/N: This is all wolfling and jyuu_chan's fault. Blame them.

( Papa's Gone A-Hunting )