Prompt me!

[froggimus_rex]

It's the middle of the night, it's (still) stinking hot, I am both le bored and being eaten alive by various buzzing things.

So, five things prompts. Gimme.

Comments

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

- Five Roadtrips Zack and Barney Go On

- Five Shopping Trips Gone Wrong that Aeryn and Callisto Go On

- Five Ways That Everyone Can Tell Seely is WHIPPED

- Five Things Brennan Loves About Zack

- Five Things Bond Would Never Ever Be Caught Dead In

- Five Ways Times Anakin Has to Teach Seely to Play the Banthabell

[froggimus_rex]

Five Shopping Trips Gone Wrong that Aeryn and Callisto Go On

1. "I don't know what I was thinking. Of course the gift-wrapping is free of charge. Canyoupleaseputtheweaponsawaynowma'ams?"

2. "...how did you manage to burn down an entire Wal-mart?"

"Honestly, John, it was the first time she'd seemed happy in months, I thought I could leave her in the barbecue section for just five microts..."

3. "I stand by what we did."

"We had to protect the children from those... bears. With their creepy stares."

"And the hugging, don't forget the hugging."

"They were plush toys!"

"Well, yes, we know that now..."

4. "What do you mean we're not allowed to take weapons to the Boxing Day sales?"

5. You'll get slugged in the hip-pocket,
If you can't produce a docket.
When attempting toaster switches,
You pair of flat-assed -IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

*LOVES SO MUCH*

[froggimus_rex]

Five Ways Times Anakin Has to Teach Seely to Play the Banthabell

1. Stupid detention.

2. Stupid gremlin bite.

3. Stupid band cancelling right before Homecoming.

4. Stupid trying to impress girlfriends with musicianship.

5. Stupid invasion of weetiny, clinging banthas.

Okay, that one was pretty cute.

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. AND SO BELIEVABLE!

[lishesque.livejournal.com]

Oooh, another melbournite dying of heat on this horribly hot New Year's Eve/Day! Greetings. :)

I don't have promts though, sorry. My brain has melted. *tries sleeping*

[froggimus_rex]

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

It was hotter down here than Queensland! There is seriously something going wrong in this picture.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

-Five Ways Zack Pranked Barney

-Five Times Seely Didn't Take Off His Shirt

-Five Guys Jo Dated Instead of Luke

-Five Things Seely Should Never Tell Aravis

*lazies and doesn't log out*

[froggimus_rex]

Five Times Seely Didn't Take Off His Shirt

1. "...you may now kiss the bride. Okay, keep kissing the bride."

2. "Don't most people who lose bets like this have to show up naked to graduation?"

"I lost it to Aravis."

"Oh."

3. "Where's my shirt?"

"We had to cut it off to get to your ribs. Amazing, really, most women in labour only break fingers."

4. It had been an emergency and all, but afterwards Seely reflected that maybe not washing the chocolate sryup off before getting dressed again was a mistake, the stuff was like glue.

5. "Any particular reason why you suddenly have to withdraw from the nudist colony mission, Agent Booth."

"There was an incident...with Sharpies. Might make it hard to keep my cover."

[froggimus_rex]

Five Guys Jo Dated Instead of Luke

1. Hotness and the fact she could climb him like a tree aside, Jo knew it was love the day she found out about him hiding knives in his hair.

2. She could stand the bad dress sense, and the running off to change into fetish wear whenever there was a crisis, but when he called her Adora in bed one night, that's when she knew Adam had to go.

3. "I'm John."

"Jo. Nice hair."

"Thanks. Huh, guess we're cabinmates."

4. From the beginning it had been painfully obvious that this was not going to work out (and that this was going to be the first and last time she trusted Jamie to set up a blind date for her), and Jo was certain she saw an ursine look of relief flash across his scarred snowy muzzle as she said "You know, Iorek, we can still be friends..."

5. "WOMAN! WOMAN! DOING ANYTHING FRIDAY?"

[froggimus_rex]

Five Things Seely Should Never Tell Aravis

1. "It's not cheating if you don't realise it's an alternative version until your hand's somewhere it shouldn't be, right?"

2. "You should really try to be more like Lasaraleen."

3. "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich, woman."

4. "So, me and Cor were wrestling and one thing lead to another..."

5. "Yeah, that dress makes you look fat."

[spoonishly.livejournal.com]

5. "Yeah, that dress makes you look fat."

*DED*

[holy-whatever.livejournal.com]

- Five times Seely got himself slapped by women other than Aravis.
- Five reasons why Karal should really knock.
- Five things Aravis and Seely taught their children that they hope the other doesn't find out.
- Five ways Zack accidentally innuendo'd at Pam using talk of insects.
- Five things Bond misses most about Vesper.

[froggimus_rex]

Five times Seely got himself slapped by women other than Aravis.

1. Oh, like it was his fault that assuming the identical-looking woman he woke up with was Aravis. Stupid AU weekends.

2. Admittedly, he could see why seeing a strange boy having naked funtimes with your daughter might be a bit shocking to a recently resurrected due to Fandom weirdness woman, but still...OW!

3. Just because Caroline thought he was a slow child, there was no reason to treat him like one to that extent.

4. That went double for Bones.

5. Might have been nice if that weirdo English chick with the cold hands had given him a chance to explain before...oh, wait, vampire? Really?

[froggimus_rex]

Five things Aravis and Seely taught their children that they hope the other doesn't find out.

1. "Now your daddy is very scared of horses..."

2. "C'mon, I'll show you where I hide the chocolate so Aravis can't find it."

3. "This time of year you have to be very good, or the Santa demon..."

4. "So, when a mummy and a daddy care for each other a great deal..."

5. "So... there are these birds and these bees, right?"