froggimus_rex | Memery

Taken from a couple of people on the flist,

1. Write down the names of 10 characters.
2. Write a fic of ~~fifteen~~ twenty-five words or less for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.

01. Jo Harvelle (SPN)
02. James Bond (James Bond)
03. Wendy Watson (The Middleman)
04. Seeley Booth (Bones)
05. Kate Beckett (Castle)
06. Gwen Cooper (Torchwood)
07. Cara (Legend of the Seeker)
08. Jennifer Tate (Primal)
09. Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager)
10. Jack Bristow (Alias)

First Time, 4 and 6 - Seeley Booth, Gwen Cooper

"I love these international law enforcement seminars."

"Me too," Gwen panted agreement, before eyeing the ceiling fan in puzzlement. "How'd my knickers get up there?"

Angst, 7 - Cara

She turned from the pyre, lips pressed tightly together, eyes dry.

Kahlan took her hand as Richard spoke, "Mister Snuffles was a good attack chipmunk..."

AU, 1 and 8 - Jo Harvelle, Jen Tate

The overprotective mother meeting the half-demon girlfriend was always going to be awkward.

Luckily, Ellen considered tearing apart hell-hounds with one's bare hands kinda endearing.

Threesome, 3, 6, and 9 - Wendy Watson, Gwen Cooper, Seven of Nine

"Y'know, I always thought these Torchwood office orgies were just a myth."

Then an Eisenhower jacket, a leather coat, and a catsuit hit the floor.

Hurt/Comfort, 5 and 10 - Kate Beckett, Jack Bristow

The police officer was incredibly young, but when she spoke of identifying 'the body' and reached for Jack's hand, her eyes were so much older.

Crack, 1 - Jo Harvelle

"Yeah, I'm going to need another Mai-Tai," Jo said, staring at Castiel, and his hot-pink bikini-bottoms. "Take your time though. I'll just... admire the view."

Horror, 10 - Jack Bristow

You wake in the dark.

"You should have left Sydney alone," says the man in the shadows.

Baby Fic, 5 and 9 - Kate Beckett, Seven of Nine

"If Richard Castle does not desist from requesting we demonstrate how conception occurred, he will no longer be able to conceive children of his own."

Dark, 2 and 8 - James Bond, Jen Tate

He eyed the prisoner sceptically. The world was falling apart and they thought a slip of a goth with a carved stone ear was responsible?

Romance, 4 and 7 - Seeley Booth, Cara

Sometimes, love was letting your girlfriend use her magical-dildo-of-pain on you.

Even if you'd rather be snuggling. With pie.

Death Fic, 2 and 3 - James Bond, Wendy Watson

"Does this happen to every woman you sleep with?"

"Not intentionally."

"Luckily they owed me one down there, or I'd have started haunting your ass."