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5 first dates Xander NA and May Anarchy went on
1. Most people would consider having to be rescued by a teenage girl from a crazed vampire cult, evil lawyers, and a dude with even worse vengeance issues than Mom, to be the thing of things that ruined a date. Xander considered it a message from the universe to marry her.
2. "Y'know, our parents probably came to this exact same place on dates too."
"Let's never come here again."
"Agreed."
3. Xander didn't even know you could have a karaoke bar brawl.
4. "I'm pretty sure we can sneak out of the movie while Mom's trying to strangle your dad with his own webbing."
5. "The following message was received at six forty-four pm: 'Uh, hey, this is Xander, the, uh, young, cute one with both eyes. Look, Dad's lost the soul again, and Mom told me if it happened while she and Uncle Logan were out of the dimension I was supposed to ring this number and ask for some girl with a mallet to come over and help kick his ass. So, yeah, if there are any girls with mallets there, please come over before they get home and I have to explain why he's waiting for them in the dustbuster instead of the bed. Bye. I have to go scrub my brain out now.'"
"Uh, Zero, I think I know where May and your mallet went."
greenet5 first dates Xander NA and May Anarchy went on
1. Most people would consider having to be rescued by a teenage girl from a crazed vampire cult, evil lawyers, and a dude with even worse vengeance issues than Mom, to be the thing of things that ruined a date. Xander considered it a message from the universe to marry her.
2. "Y'know, our parents probably came to this exact same place on dates too."
"Let's never come here again."
"Agreed."
3. Xander didn't even know you could have a karaoke bar brawl.
4. "I'm pretty sure we can sneak out of the movie while Mom's trying to strangle your dad with his own webbing."
5. "The following message was received at six forty-four pm: 'Uh, hey, this is Xander, the, uh, young, cute one with both eyes. Look, Dad's lost the soul again, and Mom told me if it happened while she and Uncle Logan were out of the dimension I was supposed to ring this number and ask for some girl with a mallet to come over and help kick his ass. So, yeah, if there are any girls with mallets there, please come over before they get home and I have to explain why he's waiting for them in the dustbuster instead of the bed. Bye. I have to go scrub my brain out now.'"
"Uh, Zero, I think I know where May and your mallet went."
