froggimus_rex | FH Fic: Something else that did not happen at FH Homecoming 2006

Title: Something else that did not happen at FH Homecoming 2006
Fandom: Fandom High
Pairing: Seely/Angel
Rating: um...dirty? maybe?
Wordcount: 181

"Twice."

"Twice what?"

"Twice that I have been left naked and beaten in a closet because of you."

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm in the same boat here."

"I've been doing my best not to."

"Not like it's anything you haven't seen before."

"Which is why I don't need to look at it."

"C'mon you're not even the least bit curious?"

"...no. Not at all. Ever."

"Thought so."

"I'm longer."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"Besides, everyone knows it's the growing not the showing that matters."

"Oh, like that'll happen."

"I'm always willing to give a helping hand if you need one."

"HEY!"

"What are you whining about now?"

"Cold hands!"

"Friction'll take care of that soon enough."

"COLD HANDS AWAY FROM THERE NOW! Or I start using a cross."

"Now who's moving too fast?"

"That wasn't a come on, you pointy haired freak."

"I have an idea, why don't you stop talking?"

"I also have an idea, why don't you make me?"

"Is that an invitation?"

"Yes, yes it is."

"Fine, then!"

"And how exactly are you plan-...mghurgle!"