froggimus_rex | Still more five things...

timjr: Five times Callisto really, really wanted to smack someone upside the head, but miraculously restrained herself.

1. That time Angel got bitten by a gremlin and ran around the dorms wearing only her underwear. On his head.

2. When somebody let slip to Jake about her having the post-Leather Fashion Show footage.

3. When Rita was replaced mid-semester by the irritating blonde.

4. The parent's weekend when she discovered just who exactly her son's roommate's parents were.

5. Anytime she was in the same room as Joxer.

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timjr: Five times Zack Addy woke up in the wrong bed.

1. The morning after the mass gremlin bite attack, Zoe chuckled when she found Zack curled up in her bed like a kitten, then immediately gave him detention.

2. Listening to Seely snore Zack wondered whether he should blame the warm fuzzy feeling on the space vodka or not.

3. After the little incident with the fire Greg lent him his bed, the third time Alec and Dean woke him up, Zack began to suspect that wasn't as kind a gesture as it first appeared.

4. Zack always thought that Cordy was her most beautiful when she just woke up, complete with mussed hair and total lack of makeup. But there was no way he was suicidal enough to tell her that.

5. Without saying a word Parker and Zack agreed to never ever talk about the night before.

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greenet: Five ways Seely and Angel met

1. Angel knew Wolfram & Hart were sick, but he never realised just how much until Connor Booth and his father came into his office looking for help.

2. The first time Seely had heard about the fights from one of the people in his meeting, he'd been incredulous, he might have been raised a good Catholic boy, but real physical demons, had no place in his world, much less demon pitfights. Still, eventually, curiosity got the better of him and he obtained tickets to a match. The morning after he watched a vampire with his face fight in the ring he requested a transfer to the Washington office.

3. The agency had sent him to LA to help track down an escaped convict, but Seely liked Angelus's idea of finding a couple of nuns first more.

4. Booth accompanied Brennan and the Squints when they went down to Los Angeles to identify bodies after ...whatever the hell it was that happened. It was Zack who found him bleeding and unconscious in the alleyway.

5. Lilah smirked to herself as she had the bodybag containing the unconscious vampire shipped to the Jeffersonian. Arguably it was wrong to use the firm's resources for what amounted to an elaborate practical joke, but hey, evil.

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greenet: Five ways Bones found her father and Zack helped

1. Designing and running an advanced facial recognition program with Angela. Sure he somehow managed to crash the internet, but it worked.

2. Not overly annoying Booth when they went over evidence.

3. Talking Hodgins into using his family's power for good instead of evil. Not that it really took that much talking.

4. Being there.

5. Never underestimate the importance of a large family with an extensive networking skills.

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greenet: Five ways Xena and Callisto became BFF

1. Finding a point of agreement in how aggravating Joxer was.

2. Swapping tales of a certain wargod's poor sexual technique.

3. Trick chakram throwing.

4. Xena buying Cal a drink for taking out Perdicas.

5. Coming up with ways to just get Gabrielle to Just. Shut. Up. occasionally.

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wolfling: Five people Callisto regrets not sleeping with.

1. Faith. Or rather not sleeping with her sober.

2. Lee Adama. It had been a dumb and fleeting puppy crush, but those arms.

3. Becky. She disliked her and it would have been utterly meaningless, but sometimes meaningless is all you can get.

4. Seely Booth. She could have ignored the heartbeat if she tried hard enough.

5. Angel. More.

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comedownstairs: Five events Cal really wished she had been drunk for.

1. The first time she heard reports of Xena's 'change of heart'.

2. When her mother sided with her killer against her.

3. Months trapped in lava without being able to die.

4. The second time she whored herself out to Ares.

5. When Xena destroyed her trying to save her.

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comedownstairs: Five people the Widow Twanky REALLY got along with.

1. Lorne, it was always good to meet a fellow devotee of the arts, and those seawind drinks he'd introduced her to were simply delightful.

2. Laura Roslin, but she couldn't for the life of her figure out she why kept muttering about airlocks whenever she asked after that William Adama ruffian.

3. That lovely Johnina girl.

4. That absolutely charming V gentleman who'd taken her dancing and had known how a real night out on the town should go.

5. Despite the blue clothing being somewhat disturbing, Widow Twanky admired The Tick's use of metaphor.

Not dirty.