Signs that Fandom High has stolen your soul.

[froggimus_rex]

When you go to the shopping centre to get a haircut and respond to the sight of a four-foot tall, hip-wigging Santa with an audible "Geep!", then glance sideways to make sure there aren't any toasters nearby.

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[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

But did it talk in haiku?

[froggimus_rex]

No, but if it had I would probably be trying to explain to the nice men in white coats why exactly I had to destroy the Santa.