Now is the time we do Yuletide Reveals.

[froggimus_rex]

I majorly lucked out this year and got a haul of five stories across four fandoms, including two pitch-perfect ridiculous smutty femslash fics for A Touch of Cloth, and so in no particular order...

2 Girls, 1 Cop (1509 words) by stockingsandseams
Fandom: A Touch of Cloth
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Anne Oldman/Natasha Sachet
Summary:

Rhubarb is not a fruit at all. It's technically a vegetable.

The Sort of Naked and the Dead (500 words) by Rosencrantz
Fandom: A Touch of Cloth
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: anne oldman/natasha sachet (a touch of cloth)
Summary:

Sometimes when you call someone a horrible old twat, what you really mean is 'throw me over that table and make me see God' but you also mean they're a horrible old twat.

In The Risk of Each Other (1437 words) by finch
Fandom: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Mary Malone/Serafina Pekkala, Serafina Pekkala & Xaphania
Summary:

For her loyalty in the war, Xaphania grants Serafina a desire.

Little Red Riding Rood (1170 words) by Dryad
Fandom: The Fall (TV)
Rating: Not Rated


Complicated (100 words) by rabidsamfan
Fandom: The Adventures of Superhero Girl
Rating: Not Rated
Summary:

It's not that easy.

As for the story I wrote, I figured you couldn't go wrong with seedy lesbian bars and cage-fights and then I somehow accidentally Skye/Natasha...

Let's Start a War (Start a Nuclear War) (2585 words) by Froggimus_Rex
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Summary:

Or: that time Skye and May went undercover in a gay bar.