froggimus_rex: (C&H: Santa hats!)
Yes, so yet another Yuletide is over and done and revealed.

I recieved...

On Formally Undecidable Propositions in Principia Mathematica (1003 words) by custardpringle
Fandom: Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage
Summary: The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform. It can follow analysis; but it has no power of anticipating any analytical relations or truths. --Ada Lovelace

In which Ada Lovelace deals with a snarky AI/chatbot in the Difference Engine.


And I wrote...

The Unpaid Overtime Complication (3231 words) by Froggimus_Rex
Fandom: The Middleman (TV)
Summary: "Dub Dub, why is there a cat crate full of teacup kaiju in our living room?"

In which Wendy Watson must deal with teacup kaiju, a snarky AI, and a supervillian with a naming problem.

Snarky AIs seem to be theme this year.
froggimus_rex: (Bond - writing)
Title: What Immortal Hand or Eye
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Clark Luthor
Warnings: Dub-Con by way of drugging (highlight to read)
Summary: Clark found all that repression and naivete more of a turn off than a challenge. Lucky for both of them, he knew just the thing for it.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 500
Notes: Written for Porn Battle XIII for the prompt "Smallville, Clark Kent/Clark Luthor, Red K, rough" .Originally posted here | AO3

Hayseed. )
froggimus_rex: (Bond - writing)
First and most importantly, the story I got was:

Trixie Belden and the Mystery in the 12th Precinct (5533 words) by faviconhhertzof
Fandom: Trixie Belden Mysteries - Julie Campbell Tatham & Kathryn Kenny, Castle
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Trixie Belden, Honey Wheeler, Richard Castle, Kate Beckett
Summary:

Trixie's been framed for murder and now she has to rely on an old friend to help her clear her name and figure out who is out to get her.


It's the Trixie Belden/Castle crossover I never knew I always wanted, with mystery, and banter, and a dash of femslash for seasoning, and it's mine, ALL MINE!

Secondly, the story I wrote was:

Spaceman Spiff and the Alien Conspiracy (1844 words) by faviconFroggimus_Rex
Fandom: Calvin & Hobbes
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes), Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes), Mrs Wormwood (Calvin and Hobbes), Rosalyn (Calvin and Hobbes)
Summary:

"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine."

She dropped her hand to to stare incredulously at the tiger. "Let me repeat," she said, very slowly. "Calvin has a weapon whose power is only limited by his imagination."

"I said he'd be fine, nothing about the rest of us."


Which, uh, did okay, to put it mildly. Especially since I would have been happy with just my recipient liking it.
froggimus_rex: (LotS - Cara and the Kahlan Fairy)
Title: The Care and Confession of Your Mord'Sith
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Summary: Kahlan accidentally confesses Cara, hijinks problems ensue.
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 874
Notes: Yeaaah, I don't know what goes on in my head half the time either.

Kahlan herself was never quite able to remember how it had happened )
froggimus_rex: (DC - coat)
Title: If Headaches Persist, Shoot Your Agent
Fandom: James Bond: Casino Royale-verse
Summary: Bond's a headache even at the best of times, but he's M's headache.
Pairing: Bond/M
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,074
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] blacksquirrel as part of Yuletide 2009. Originally posted here.

Hand in one pocket, thin coils of chain twisted and twined around her fingers, M absently trailed the pad of her thumb over of the pendant... )
froggimus_rex: (Bond - writing)
Title: Groped by an Angel
Fandom: RPF/Supernatural
Pairing: Misha Collins/Castiel
Rating: R
Word count: aprox. 1100
Notes: Written as part of the porn battle, for the prompt "RPF/Supernatural, Misha Collins/Castiel, twitter, ponies, crack".
Summary: An actor, an angel, and twitter.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is not in any way, shape, or form a representation of real events, nor should it be taken as such.

Of all the things Misha Collins never expected to wake up to... )
froggimus_rex: (SPN - Castiel thinks you're dumb)
Title: Groped by an Angel
Fandom: RPF/Supernatural
Pairing: Misha Collins/Castiel
Rating: R
Word count: aprox. 1100
Notes: Written as part of the porn battle, for the prompt "RPF/Supernatural, Misha Collins/Castiel, twitter, ponies, crack".
Summary: An actor, an angel, and twitter.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is not in any way, shape, or form a representation of real events, nor should it be taken as such.

Of all the things Misha Collins never expected to wake up to... )
froggimus_rex: (Writing bad porn)
Title: May Be Given In Evidence
Fandom: Bones
Pairing: Seeley Booth/Cate Pritchard
Rating: Hard R/NC-17 for teh sexxors.
Spoilers: 4.01-02 Yanks in the UK (very vague ones)
Word count: 448
Notes: Written for the porn battle.

He really does intend only on one or two post-seminar drinks... )
froggimus_rex: (TW - Gwen - do you speak Welsh)
Title: Five Ways the Doctor Died
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 for character death and non-explicit sex.
Word count: 955
Summary: When it comes down to it the important thing isn't who the Doctor regenerates into, but how he regenerates into them.
Notes: This is all [livejournal.com profile] coltsbane's fault.

And now he dead from... )
froggimus_rex: (Lee has a bunneh)
Title: Selected Notes on the Mysterious Disappearance of Doctor Kindermann
Fandom: Die Anstalt
Rating: PG
Word count: 1836
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] steelneko
Summary: An epistolary tale examining the mysterious disappearance of controversial psychologist Doctor Johann Kindermann whilst attending the 3rd International Congress of Unusual Psychiatry in Nuuk, Greenland.
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] whetherwoman for this year's [livejournal.com profile] yuletide. I had rather a lot of fun fiddling with the html formatting for the original version for the archive, and while waiting for the author reveal I kind of...made a graphic version as well.

( Text Only Version At Yuletide Archive )

Graphic Version - Warning: Image Heavy )
froggimus_rex: (Writing bad porn)
Look, Ma, I ficced!

Title: With Friends Like These...
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia: The Horse and His Boy
Word Count: 552
Rating: Maybe high PG-ish?
Summary: Several years post-book. Bree is a very helpful friend. Maybe. Kind of. Not Really. Look, he tries.

It was the height of summer. )
froggimus_rex: (GC - Serafina and Hester)
Title: her high heel against the wall
Fandom: James Bond/Casino Royale
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Rating for sex/language.
Wordcount: 668
Pairing: Bond/Vesper
Disclaimer: Not mine. So not mine.
A/N: AU-ish. Written for the porn battle.

If pressed, James might have admitted some surprise that the ploy worked... )
froggimus_rex: (FH - totally unofficial crest)
Title: Scenes From A Fandom Teashop
Fandom: Fandom High
Characters: Aly, Iroh, Katara, Lorne, Mekala Fray, Tex, Zuko
Words: 574
Rating: PG(ish? Vague references to violence)
Disclaimer: Not mine. None of it.
Summary: What would happen if Iroh opened a teashop in Fandom? Apart from the island exploding from sheer awesomeness, that is. (This is all [livejournal.com profile] woodface's fault BTW)

Scenes From A Fandom Teashop )
froggimus_rex: (SPN - writey!Dean)
Title: Papa's Gone A-Hunting
Fandom: Angel the Series/Supernatural (crossover)
Rating: High PG-13-ish (Some violence and sexuality, more implied than not)
Spoilers: Nothing really specific. Say post-series for Angel, post Season One for Supernatural
Pairing: Angelus/Demon!John
Disclaimer: Not mine. I just play with them.
A/N: This is all [livejournal.com profile] wolfling and [livejournal.com profile] jyuu_chan's fault. Blame them.

Papa's Gone A-Hunting )
froggimus_rex: (SPN - writey!Dean)
Title: Statistical Probabilities
Fandom: Bones (crossover)
Words: 320
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, I'm just playing with them.

Statistical Probabilities )
froggimus_rex: (Booth - shirtless)
Title: Something else that did not happen at FH Homecoming 2006
Fandom: Fandom High
Pairing: Seely/Angel
Rating: um...dirty? maybe?
Wordcount: 181

Something else that did not happen at FH Homecoming 2006 )
froggimus_rex: (Writing bad porn)
For [livejournal.com profile] musicforcylons: Five things Callisto liked about being the cheerleading coach. )
For [livejournal.com profile] musicforcylons: Five gremlin bites (and ensuing antics) that never happened. )



Plus a weetiny Bones ficlet.

Title: Girltalk
Rating: PG-ish.
Fandom: Bones, Booth/Brennan
Wordcount: 162
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never have been, never will be.

Girltalk )
froggimus_rex: (Callisto's Inner Light)
Title: Unwelcome Visitors
Fandom: Xena: Warrior Princess
Characters: Xena, Lyceus
Prompt: #009. Months
Word Count: 464
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Xena: Warrior Princess and all associated characters are property of Renaissance Pictures. I'm just playing with them.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] au100. Same continuity as Blame Games, just set much earlier timeline wise.
Prompt Table: Xena/Callisto

Unwelcome Visitors )
froggimus_rex: (BSG - Dancing Queen)
Minor spoilers for 2.18 "Downloaded"

For [livejournal.com profile] darth_thingie . Prompt here.

What the Toaster Saw )

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